La Belle Vie

take me now

the two most ridiculous pick-up lines i've ever heard in my life, thrown at me within 5 minutes of each other at Jimmy's last night, by two men sitting on either side of me:
1) "So, did you get some sun today?" (correct response: "no, fuckwad, i'm NOT WHITE" but i was too confused to respond.)
2) "I'm so fucking high right now. Are you smoking crack too?" (correct response: gather things, run out of jimmy's to where isaac was standing outside talking to laura on his cell. That one i did.)

But oddly enough i still had fun there talking to Zak (Zach? i like it better with a k), the bartender, until around 1:30.

love y'all

posted by Monica @ 2:18 PM